I’m just not like the old me.


I’m like a turtle. Being on my back is bad news. Usually it takes much thought and even more kicking/reaching/pulling to get up from said position.

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I’m like a rotisserie chicken at night.
Enter the bed.
Turn to the left for 45 minutes.

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Turn to the right for 45 minutes.

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Lay on my back for 20 minutes.
Grunt, moan, streeeeetttttcccchhhh, pull, reach, push, snort…to get on my stomach after building my belly supporting pillow mountain. 20111120-230746.jpg

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Lay on stomach an hour.
REPEAT!!!!

I’m like a hovercraft. Once I find my seat of choice I have to grab whatever is beside it and hover briefly until I gain the confidence to plop all the way down. It’s really jut a matter of making sure I’m cleared for landing sometimes.

I’m like a sprinkler system. Interpret that however you like.

I’ve been thinking a little. a lot. Harper…bunny…Why do you keep kicking my back!? It frustrates Mommy. I can’t sleep, sit, stand, walk, breathe, or lay down with any comfort! LET GO OF THAT SPINE!!!

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I’M WATCHING YOU MISSY!! I KNOW you’re up to something. I can feel it. Deep in my pelvis…a place where you didn’t used to venture. Do you have lightening rods in there? I feel like I get zapped with lightening every few hours. It’s shocking!!! I have to stop everything I’m doing and gather myself. And breathe!

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I’ve also been thinking…you’re probably not going to come out on your own free will. I’ve cried and pitched fits about this daily. But I think I’m just giving up on hoping you come in the next few days and start shooting for december 2. That is when the new womens center opens- and kid, IT’S THE BOMB. You totally would love to be born there. PLUS —MOMMY IS CONSIDERED A VIP PATIENT AT THIS FACILITY! ANNNNND….What if you were the first born baby at the new facility?! I bet you’d score all sorts of brookwood medical center swag for that! I might even get a t shirt! Who knows!

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But Bunny, I’m tired. I need someone to remind me everyday that I can do this. Because it’s getting harder than I expected.

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Of course, WE LOVE YOU! Come see us soon!! MUAH

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-Bell

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