A little less poop, a lot more Fauxhawk

Things I need to do more of:

  • Paint.
  • Talk to Harper.
  • Take walks.
  • Visit friends.
  • Eat more fried pickles.
  • Get a pedicure.
  • Put on makeup.
  • Tan.
  • Pump often.

Things I’d like to do less of:

  • Waking up at 3am.
  • Laundry.
  • Spilling milk.
  • Sniffling.
  • Getting pooped on.
  • Worry if someone is breaking into my house.
  • Realizing my toe has poked through my favorite pair of shoes. 😦

Things Harper needs to do more of:

  • Sleep for longer intervals.
  • Smile more.
  • Laugh??? 🙂
  • Stay in her swaddles.
  • Keeping clean.
  • Sporting the fauxhawk.
  • Walks with Mommy.
  • Naps with Mommy.

Things Harper needs to do less of:

  • Pooping. Or at least less violently pooping with such velocity that it reaches her belly button.
  • Crying.
  • Escaping swaddles.
  • Attacking her face with her hands.
  • Flattening her fauxhawk.



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