I’m QUICKLY realizing my job of playing with my cute little baby has turned into a full on tactical team worthy venture of keeping her from killing herself. 

Exhibit A. (from yesterday’s post)

First injury from exhibit A:

Exhibit B:

Good thing I was there knowing what she was capable of.  or…SPLAT! 

I’ve also figured out that any kind of strings or cords are OFF LIMITS.  She grabs them, puts them in her mouth, AND ROLLS.  I know this because she was playing with some craft ribbon that I thought was harmless, only to see her wrap it around her neck!  AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!  All of my harmless things are turning into weapons.

…Gotta make sure my baby isn’t eating any chemicals now…see ya!