My kid thew up 2.5 jars of baby food at lunch today.
That is 8.5 ounces.
That’s a little over ONE CUP.
2 of the jars of vomit hit the freshly cleaned carpet in a giant green splatter.
The other remaining half a container of vomit went all. over. my. arm.
In my head repeating itself over and over was this phrase “do NOT throw up on your baby.”
I can see it now. One day I let my kid roll of the side of my bed, and the next, I throw up all over her.
Next thing ya know, I’ll end up on Dr. Phil.
Oh yea…I’m posting a picture of it, just so you guys can gag along with me.