Things I’m sure are true:


  1. If I wash this baby’s head, he won’t smell like baby anymore.
  2. If I take him out of his carseat in public, a ninja baby snatcher will appear and steal him from me.
  3. That his runny right eye is not from a “clogged tear duct” as the doctor told me, but it’s really from his first day home, when he peed in his own eye.
  4. I suffer from shower schizophrenia. I hear baby cries the entire shower. Nobody is crying in the house.
  5. The baby doesn’t care much for me when I take a shower and wash the “boob smell” off.

These things are all true and legit.

They just are.

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“Two of my favorite things, Mommy”

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8 thoughts on “Things I’m sure are true:

    • I heard crying from the shower for the first 8 months of Harpers life I think!! The worst is when it’s real crying and you have a head full of shampoo…because surely she’s crying because she is dying! Not sure why I would always hop outta the shower to go console her- 5 more minutes wouldn’t hurt and I’d get to condition my hair!

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